You want another Dumb White Person™ story? I live in a 1-bedroom apt with my husband. One time I woke up to the sound of someone breaking in through our living room window, which my half-asleep brain translated into "someone has the fucking tv on too loud." My dumb ass wakes up, crawls over my sleeping husband to get out of our bed, pokes my head in the living room and goes, "you mind keeping it down? i've got work in the morning." I was back in the bedroom by the time it dawned on me.
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motherhenna:

omfg we’re all doomed 

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