Fidget spinners are OUT. The hip new fad among teens?
bog mummies
…..what
No really what?
get your very own BOG MUMMIES we got BOG MUMMIES, right here right now, surprise your friends with BOG MUMMIES
it’s back to school season and you know what that means: BOG MUMMIES now with extra PEAT
Can i become a bog mummy
the only thing better than collecting BOG MUMMIES is BECOMING one
it’s NATURAL, it’s ORGANIC, and it’s COMPLETELY FREE OF CHARGE!!!
simply GO HIKING with your best BOG BUDDIES and relax into the SOFT AND WELCOMING expanse of SPHAGNUM MOSS and submit to the PICKLING PROCESS while you STRIKE A POSE
What the FUCK
it’s the FREE and ORGANIC way to KEEP YOUR LOOKS for 3,000 YEARS! Even your CLOTHING can be PERFECTLY PRESERVED!
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