…..what

No really what?

get your very own BOG MUMMIES we got BOG MUMMIES, right here right now, surprise your friends with BOG MUMMIES

it’s back to school season and you know what that means: BOG MUMMIES now with extra PEAT

Can i become a bog mummy

the only thing better than collecting BOG MUMMIES is BECOMING one

it’s NATURAL, it’s ORGANIC, and it’s COMPLETELY FREE OF CHARGE!!!

simply GO HIKING with your best BOG BUDDIES and relax into the SOFT AND WELCOMING expanse of SPHAGNUM MOSS and submit to the PICKLING PROCESS while you STRIKE A POSE

What the FUCK

it’s the FREE and ORGANIC way to KEEP YOUR LOOKS for 3,000 YEARS! Even your CLOTHING can be PERFECTLY PRESERVED!