marcelineabadear:

dirk, at 5:27 on a saturday morning in the apartment that the alpha kids share: jane, maybe you should stop pranking people?

jane, sipping an out of season latte, secure in the knowledge that she just made dirk run smack into plastic wrap that she put on his door for the ninth morning in the row: dirk, maybe you should start recognizing a pattern in your daily routine

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