glumshoe

More Weird Shit I Found in the Woods™.

Geometrically-challenged child cultists should have stuck with the triangles.

gravity-engineer

Is this real life Dipper Pines?

jewishlyriumghost

“oh look. Another mysterious stone path in the woods. 3 guesses where this leads.”

(at the end of the path)

“Listen. I know everyone wants to summon a demon at summer camp. I get it, I really do! But if you’re gonna try that shit just… put some effort into it. I mean look at this shit. IT’s just…It’s not even symmetrical. And look at this egg thing. It’s wildly disproportionate to the rest of it. It sucks! It objectively sucks! If I were a demon and I saw this, I would actually be offended. Try harder, kids. Try harder.”

@captioned-vines

gutterpunkvangogh

someone should add one of those vintage “you tried” star memes in the shape of this

lokinne

Like this?

hobbitry-in-arms

Why does this person look and sound so much like a cartoon character???

glumshoe

a witch cursed me to be this way