The two types of ADHD time:

- now

- not now

the two ADHD memory modes:

-I literally cannot recall the words that just came out of my mouth

-I can recite the opening paragraph of every single magic treehouse book

The two ADHD social modes:

I can’t stay on one topic on stuff I like. Goodbye Conversation Continuity!

I’m bored by this topic, oh my god so bored, please talk about something else~! Why, God, why~! The torture is unbearable~!!!