This is obviously not the worst thing about Netflix Death Note, but like: if they were going to change all that other shit, why couldn’t they have gone ahead and made Ryuk a different breed of clown?

I mean, Death Gods aren’t house clowns, they’re exotics, you can’t care for one the way you do a normal clown like Light’s shown doing and expect things to be okay.

And 1) I’m already flashing back to the old f_w meme about “but how MUCH clown piss” (edit: ought there to be on Light’s walls?, is the rest of the question and 2) I hate myself both for retaining that information and for making this post and 3) I’m getting offline and blocking all relevant terms, 4) forever.)