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bikiniarmorbattledamage: “ wantstobelieve: “ brb shaking my head forever ” Time to bring this back, with a few examples proving that this parody is NOT a gross over-exaggeration of actual stuff we see in pop media: The ‘Boobplate’: [x] [x] [x] The...

bikiniarmorbattledamage:

wantstobelieve:

brb shaking my head forever

Time to bring this back, with a few examples proving that this parody is NOT a gross over-exaggeration of actual stuff we see in pop media:

The ‘Boobplate’: 

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[x] [x] [x]

The ‘Boobplate+’ (A.K.A. boob window): 

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[x] [x] [x]

The ‘What’s the Fucking Point’: 

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[x] [x] [x]  

It truly is impossible to properly satirize female sexualization. How do you even ridicule pure ridiculousness?

And that’s without even touching “warrior woman” costumes that bear no pretense of resembling armor of any kind.

~Ozzie

Reblogged 5 years ago from afallenwolf (Originally from wantstobelieve)
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  1. professordetective said: Seriously, there’s a point where you just give them an Amulet of Natural Armor, a Cloak of Resistance, or similar and just don’t even bother trying to cover anything. Handwave it and just put them in whatever.
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