Silver Tongue

illustraice:

aplpaca:

kinda funny when english teachers say stuff like “i can tell if you didnt read the book” or “i can tell when people bs their paper”

no you cant.  you can tell when people are bad at bs-ing their paper.  i didnt even read the sparknotes and i barely skimmed the wikipedia and you gave me an A.  you kneel before my throne unaware that it was born of lies

you kneel before my throne unaware that it was born of lies

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    Mood though, it’s really easy to bullshit about something if you just extend on a brief summary of something.
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