The more I think about the garden of eden the more I think that God is just a real housewives star who gets bored and starts drama just for the gag of it. Like she did not need to create that apple and set up Eve and Adam with the serpent but she did and they were SHOOK when she pulled those receipts
Adam and Eve: *hiding after they ate the apple*
God: aye where yall at?!
A&E: dont come over here god we naked…
God: 🤔 how you know you naked??
A&E: ….
God: didnt i tell yo ass not to eat of the damn tree!
A&E: WE DIDNT!!!
God: LIE AGAIN
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