Silver Tongue
boethiah:
“ dark-haired-hamlet:
“Look, I know this oddly-worded Washington Post headline is really about millennials killing the restaurant industry with their loud speaking voices, but it reads like we’re about to have a major lesbian hearing loss...

boethiah:

dark-haired-hamlet:

Look, I know this oddly-worded Washington Post headline is really about millennials killing the restaurant industry with their loud speaking voices, but it reads like we’re about to have a major lesbian hearing loss epidemic. My mother was scandalized this morning and I’m still laughing hours later.

this is the scariest shit i’ve ever seen i almost had a heart attack don’t do this to me

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