TIL of the “Turnspit Dog” a now extinct dog that was short-legged, long-bodied and bred to run on a wheel that would turn meat over a fire. They were also used as foot warmers in church and Queen Victoria kept retired turnspit dogs as pets.
No proof will ever convince me any of this isnt a complete lie
“thank god we spent several generations making an entire fucking dog breed to put in a wheel on the ceiling to rotate meat for us.”