korolevx:

dragoncatkhfan:

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scoutsotherheadset:

korolevx:

you find a mad libs book on the ground and find that it’s filled completely with proper, sensible words for the situation at hand. a small child in a perfectly tailored gray suit tugs on your shirt with ice-cold hands and politely asks for it back

wasnt this just the plot of the Artemis Fowl books

actually those books are about a very rich little boy going on a fun adventure, this is just a silly little scenario I thought up, thanks!

is this boss baby

well, you know, if you’ll look one post up you’ll see that I’ve explained that it was a sort of a little vignette I found humorous and I shared it with y'all because I though y'all would get a kick out of it but now everyone’s saying that maybe I was talking about a lot of popular media and you know that’s just a little bit hurtful because I had a funny little thought all on my own and i wrote it down and now you boys all think that it was inspired by the aforementioned popular media. now in case you don’t believe me, here’s the story of how I thought of it: i was sitting in the coffee shop Starbucks, maybe you’ve heard of it, I was at their chain location at 7211 Corporate Boulevard, Baton Rouge, Louisiana and I was sitting in one of the soft cloth-upholstered chairs trying to finish a little bit of mathematics work and I saw that someone had left a Mad Libs book on the end table where I had put down my coffee. then I thought to myself “wow, wouldn’t it be funny if I picked that up and it had all the right and sensible words filled in?” and then I thought about who would do something like that, and I thought of a very serious little child of 5 to 6 years of age, and I must confess that I became distracted from my mathematics (it is very easy to become distracted from something one does not wish to do and some of you may agree with me when I say that mathematics is by no means enjoyable) and I opened the tumblr app on my smartphone and typed out the post that you’ll see if you scroll up just a little bit. anyway, i hope this cleared things up a bit. thanks

A. If you create something, people will compare it to something else because our brains are built to categorize things for easier storage and retrieval.

B. If you have a thought chances are that someone else before you has had the exact same thought or a similar one. What matters most is how and what you do with that thought.

C. The thought came from your head but only after you were inspired by seeing a mad libs book which are created by someone else

D. The thought is still your own despite all the people implying it’s not. And they have as much right to compare it to something else as you do to claim that you own it. This sort of situation is an occupational hazard of creation.

A. no

B. 

C. i’ll small my dick

D. 

A. Yes,

https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/wired-for-categorization/

http://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0896627306000894

http://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S1053811902911092

http://www.tandfonline.com/doi/abs/10.1080/13803390490509321

http://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0926641002001222

B/C. You came up with a fairly clever idea and yet you can’t come up with better insults? My cat could insult me better than you.

D. Yes because telling you that people are allowed to compare and contrast works of creation makes me a super dangerous fucker.

Have you never ever compared two movies, books or tv shows to one another?

A. Men’s Bowel

B.

C. Bustin’ a fat one

D. You seen this shit? You seen it, man? You seen what’s goin on around here? Have you seen what’s happening lately? Are you aware of it, bro? Are you going to do anything about it? What are you going to do to change it? Why aren’t you doing anything right now? What are you here for?