fantasyknight578:

carnival-phantasm:

carnival-phantasm:

Dean Domino, a singer with a pistol, after watching the Courier single-handedly murder an entire town of “immortal” enemies, deal with hundreds of traps and deadly poison gas: lmao, I can beat this dude in a duel

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I literally didn’t even get that choice, and you know why? Because Dean Domino is such a dramatic gigantic loser that showing any sign that you are more competent than him while you hang out hurts his ego to the point where he would rather try to kill the Courier, who did all the work and never told him anything offensive. 

His backstabbing plan was foiled, the Courier forgives him and and this idiot’s next move is “try to fight the Ultimate Badass because his dick is bigger than mine”. Fuck Dean Domino.  

> let Dean Domino live

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