fakepreme:

kingnastydomino:

fakepreme:

walkingwhlockian:

thelittlestriddles:

fakepreme:

me: types “titty” into google on an incognito window

the nsa: 

Too bad you dont. Incognito mode doesnt hide where you go. Its still reported to your internet provider. It doesnt put it into your computer history and thats about it. You dont see it, someone who goes on your computer cant see it. But your service provider and most definitely the NSA can see it.

I can guarantee you that they don’t give two shits what you google as long as you aren’t a suspected terrorist or whatever. Literally it is impossible to watch every single of the millions of devices used and billions of searches done each day

unfortunately you are wrong and i have been apprehended by the cia for rampant tiddy fiendery on multiple innocent search engines and am serving multiple life sentences in the FEMA death camps of the Alaskan wilderness

I’m almost certain every single writer or suicidal person is tagged by the NSA for being a terrorist. I know I am. Especially with my research for Joker fanfics.