me, at a fancy restaurant: i would like to eat here
receptionist: im sorry you can’t eat here without a reservation
me: *pulls this out of my pocket*
receptionist: *starts sweating* i am so sorry….let me show you to a table
What does this mean
you know exactly what it fucking means
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