shacklesburst:

higharollakockamamie:

Outer Heaven Guy: “Hey Boss, we have one more new recruit. He just needs a code name.”
Venom Snake: “I’m out.”
Outer Heaven Guy: “Huh?”
Venom Snake: “We have used every adjective and every animal. There’s no combination left.” 
Outer Heaven Guy: “No way. What about, like, Screaming Vole?”
Venom Snake: “Taken.”
Outer Heaven Guy: “Redolent Aardvark?” 
Venom Snake: “Used it.”
Outer Heaven Guy: “Defenestrator Pangolin?” 
Venom Snake: “Sentry on the third floor.” 
Outer Heaven Guy: “Dang.”
Venom Snake: “All right, let’s see…what kind of talents does he have?”
Outer Heaven Guy: “He has a gun.”
Venom Snake: “Special skills?”
Outer Heaven Guy: “He can shoot it.”
Venom Snake: “…”
Venom Snake: “(sigh)”
Outer Heaven Guy: “Look, it doesn’t really matter, right? We just have to call him something.”
Venom Snake: ”I’ll work on it.” 

Later:

Ubuntu Release Managers in 2230.