god damnit… saw my own shoelace and thought it was a snake… what is this, a cartoon??
am i in a FREAKIN cartoon???! what to hell…
If it makes you feel any better one time I got startled by my own hair falling in front of my face and it took me like 3 seconds before I actually figures out it was my hair.
if we’re one upping each other here and its a competition now, i once woke up to the sight of my own hand on my bed next to me and nearly went into cardiac arrest
so you thought that there was a snake in your boot?
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‘Bout a year ago, I woke up from a vivid nightmare about spiderwebs to find my hand was tangled in my hair.
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