god damnit… saw my own shoelace and thought it was a snake… what is this, a cartoon??
am i in a FREAKIN cartoon???! what to hell…
If it makes you feel any better one time I got startled by my own hair falling in front of my face and it took me like 3 seconds before I actually figures out it was my hair.
if we’re one upping each other here and its a competition now, i once woke up to the sight of my own hand on my bed next to me and nearly went into cardiac arrest
so you thought that there was a snake in your boot?
a-lighthouse-a-man-a-city liked this
noeyeballs liked this iluvnerdystuff liked this
kittypugface liked this the-multitasker reblogged this from jesamjd
the-multitasker liked this
simpleaway liked this
thegayestlitten liked this
i-am-me-i-am-sam reblogged this from brunhiddensmusings
i-am-me-i-am-sam liked this
hoszerk-blog liked this
eridangan liked this
foxggie liked this aether-asterisk liked this
azz-whatevs liked this
thebsdude reblogged this from mychemikuromance and added:
‘Bout a year ago, I woke up from a vivid nightmare about spiderwebs to find my hand was tangled in my hair.
vintage-tea liked this
lizzy-frizzle liked this
branolli liked this music-and-dance-is-my-life liked this
shibbabes liked this
trashcanwitharmsandlegs liked this
night8 liked this
bvvgs liked this
farflypants liked this
xintract liked this
retrohyunjin liked this
xxemiliaxx liked this dreamingofnoreality reblogged this from harnarius
mike-ro-cosmo liked this
butchaxemurderer liked this aclairvoyant liked this
prettycryptid liked this