friendly-neighborhood-patriarch

I KNEW IT.

I TOLD the neighbors NOT to chant from the Necronomicon. Do not raise up what you cannot put down!

queenofthebasilisks

Always call in a professional. Even if you think you know what you’re doing.

momir-vig-did-nothing-wrong

This is what happens when you don’t triple-check your summoning circles!

You could have avoided this, but now you’re having your brain sucked out of your nostril by a Deep Thing cause you wanted to save 10 minutes.