so my plan for halloween is to dress up as a Nazgul with my black horse and go trick or treating but instead of saying “trick or treat” i’ll either scream or hiss “Bagginssssssssss, Shhhhhhhire” and then ransack their villages in my search for the One Ring
i bet
you guys
thought
i was joking
oh dear god
HOW MANY PEOPLE DID YOU TERRORIZE
But did you find the One Ring, and if so, how much do you want for it?
XD did you still get candy?