There are a fuck ton of guns in Joey’s house. A FUCK ton. There are so many guns everywhere. It’s reasonable, because Pa’s a hunter. But if try to get Joey to equip them, she shakes her head and the flavor text goes like, “No. You don’t use guns.” I found that weird because everything programmed always has a purpose, but the guns cannot be equipped.

Do you know who else has many guns? 

DAMMEK. HIS HIVE IS SPAMMED TO THE BRIM WITH GUNS AND DRUMS.  HE’s GOING TO ARRIVE IN JOEY’s ATTIC AND HE’s GONNA LOOT THE WHOLE GODDAMN PLACE. HE’s GONNA STOCKPILE ALL THE HEIRLOOM GUNS. HE’s GONNA CHERISH THE LIL WATER GUN. HE LOVES GUNS.

BE AFRAID.