me: *constantly exhausted, lightheaded, ill*

me: wow i wonder why i’m always sick ??

me: *doesn’t eat*

me: TRULY a mystery

me: *doesn’t sleep*

me: must just be a w f u l l y unlucky

me: *survives solely on water and tea*

me: aBsOluTeLy No LoGiCaL eXpLaiNaTiOn