Silver Tongue

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Welcome To My Platoon

Its Time To Meet Your Fellows Soldiers…

This Is THE LIEUTENANT

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No One Knows His Name

But When He Moves His Soldiers

It Is Like Checkers-Game

This Is SARGENT TONGUE

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He Can Lift Up Stones

And If You Make Eye Contact

He Will Break Your Bones

This Is LITTLE MICKEY

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The Sneaky Little Fellow

He Once Killed Guard With Credit Card

Without A Single Bellow

This Is MR. RASCAL

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He Is The Size Of Flea

Where Are You Mr Rascal

You Are So Hard To See

The Fifth Is SPOON-LICKER

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He Licks All Spoons With Glee

Holding Them With Both Hands

For They Are Slippery

KILLING-SPHERE, The Sixth One

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His Cheeks Can Produce Milk

With It, He Drowns His Enemy

A Truly Loathsome Ilk

Here’s The Seventh: FUNNY GUY

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He Knows How To Crack Wise

And Always Can Be Counted On

When You Need A Disguise

Here Comes Eighth: “KINGDOM-COME”

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With Big Cigar In His Mouth

Our Demolitions Expert

For When Things Are Going South

The Ninth Is ME

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Im New Guy Never Fought Before

I Just Cant Wait To Get Home

To Fuck My Wife After The War

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