theroseeatsribs:

• “No, this is one of those moments where you learn to take care of your shit.”
  
• “ It’s a very tense situation" “That’s true. It’s almost like I’ve designed it to be like that.”
• “Oh, a minus one. Then you die. God, Travis. In trying to discern his fanciness your nose just starts bleeding and you fall over-”
  
• “You and the box both drink POSION. And you survive but the box has died.”
  
• “There’s a stapler in here- does anyone want the fucking stapler?”
  
• “You run up and tear the box open. It explodes. You die.”
  
• “I can’t believe you all went with the red shirts, but fine- You’re all wearing different shades of red.”
  
• “Now, Griffin, I need you to describe both scenes simultaneously.” “I won’t do that. I’m very very tired.”
• “So the end of that sentence that you cut off was ‘and so I won’t be putting up with any shit today,’ but the problem is that I already have.”
  
• “okay you give them the medicine of not being on fire anymore”
  
• “i don’t remember giving you a GUN.”
  
• *drops dice* *has a meltdown*
• the total helpless exhaustion when justin texts him a descriptor of taako’s t-rex transmutation
• the whole bit about the pillow exoskeleton suit
  
• infinite bag of boys