hyrude

why are non-offensive moves even an option in pokemon?? im here to kick ass. have fun wasting a turn with your swords dance mirror shield whatever the fuck while i beat the shit out of you. hope you can still enjoy that raised sp attack stat in poke-hell

silver-tongues-blog

you can diss non offensive moves all you want but after i spam sand attack a couple times, we’ll see whose laughing.
an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.