honeymoon
rose, sprawled across the bed, phone in hand: Siri, are nectarines just peaches for heterosexuals?
kanaya: Can You Ask Her If Kay Jewelers Has A Refund Policy Also Because Im Starting To Think That This Wedding Band Wasnt My Smartest Buy
rose, after about six seconds of typing: Custom engraved items are permanent, unfortunately.
kanaya: If I Offered My Wedding Band To A Humble Nectarine Farmer In Exchange For Her Wares How Many Barrels Of Delicious Valid Fruit Do You Think I Would Leave With
rose: Maybe like four?
kanaya: Hmm
kanaya: Do You Think I Could Persuade Her To Bump It Up To Five
rose: You're really stanning these cheap imitations? They're corporate fruit, Kanaya.
kanaya: Oh But You Were Completely At Peace With Them A Few Minutes Ago When You Thought They Were Just Quote Weird Oranges Unquote
rose: Listen,
kanaya: Those Are Tangerines Rose Theyre Two Different Things
rose: You should have thought to put this in our vows, if it's a genuine dealbreaker.
kanaya: I Figured It Went Without Saying
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