haiku-robot:

marauders4evr:

marauders4evr:

Good morning. Here’s your discourse for the day:

Ice in soda is terrible and here’s why:

1.) Makes less room for soda.

2.) Melts and makes soda water-y.

3.) Crunch. 

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You are invited to every single discourse, you genius, you god

you are invited to
every single discourse
you genius you god



^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!
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