Good morning. Here’s your discourse for the day:
Ice in soda is terrible and here’s why:
1.) Makes less room for soda.
2.) Melts and makes soda water-y.
3.) Crunch.
You are invited to every single discourse, you genius, you god
you are invited to
every single discourse
you genius you god
^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!