Situation: monk(me), bard, and rogue are accused of murdering their interviewer and have guards ready to attack them in a box room,of a theatre.

Rogue: I’m,gonna jump out the window and climb down the curtain
Monk:you are going to fall.
Rogue: pshhh no I won’t
*rogue proceeds to fall taking the curtain down with him leaving monk and bard with no safe way out*
Dm: now your only way out is to fight, which I have tons of enemies planned to come after you.
Monk:how about no*scoops up bard and rolls 19 to jump out the window and land without a scratch on either*
Dm:…how…