Silver Tongue

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concept: the year is 2034. i walk into work with coffee in hand. coworker is wearing cool shoelaces and i compliment them absentmindedly. they look me dead in the eye and say, “thanks, i stole them from the president.” scalding coffee leaks out of every one of my orifices and i hide in the bathroom convulsing for the rest of the day

Reblogged 5 years ago from tamascotchi-deactivated20190101 (Originally from yearofthesnitch)
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