no laws? the fuck? i wanna be on the website you’re on. my experience of tumblr is that if you break even a minor law you get executed publicly 

However you are allowed to steal stuff, and if you don’t support shoplifting, you’re transphobic. 

feanorus rex i am not transphobic and i dont steal anything. i dont appreciate libel on here

I was joking. The tumblr ‘shoplifting fandom,’ (Yes, that is a real thing) says that people who don’t support stealing are transphobic bc trans people need to steal makeup to live. 

Simply Don’t appreciate any of whatever you just said to me. Don’t “joke” or whatever you call it here again. Now… godbye

you’ve never heard of the tumblr shoplifting fandom? or their ridiculous justifications? 

^ exactly what i expected. dont feed the Tumblr Trolls people.

The tumblr shoplifting fandom isn’t smth I agree with, but it does exist. (Source 1) (Source 2) (Source 3)  (Source 4)

Here’s a post making the “anti shoplifting= transphobia claim

Your original post mentioned a mall, so I thought of the lifting fandom, and decide to reblog with a satirical comment.

i got juice in my mouse and i cant click the links

Jezebel.com:

rebrn.com:

The Daily Dot

Knowyourmeme:

The ‘anti lifting= transphobic post:

pictures wont load i think my internet is slow. can you reblog again and type out the text from the articles/posts yourself

yeah, the first one says, “It’s too bad that you accused someone of fabricating the tumblr shoplifting fandom, she went and found sources and you panicked and invented progressively more ridiculous excuses.” 

^ so again you prove my point…

it seems pretty convenient that you can’t access any of my sources. just search ‘#shoplifting fandom,’ on here, or is your ability to search some how broken too? 

i dont know why you would say it is convenient. im the one with the mouse with juice in it. it is very inconvenient for me

how are you clicking on anything if your mouse is broken? 

spare mouse

then click on the links i provided? or search, ‘#shoplifting fandom’ on tumblr?? 

hm… not a bad idea… can you post the links again though? my spare mouse does have working clickers but its scroll wheel is totally fried (milk accident) and i can’t scroll up to the links

The tumblr shoplifting fandom isn’t smth I agree with, but it does exist. (Source 1) (Source 2) (Source 3)  (Source 4)

Here’s a post making the “anti shoplifting= transphobia claim

Your original post mentioned a mall, so I thought of the lifting fandom, and decide to reblog with a satirical comment.

i just spilled some olive oil (extra virgin of course, i wouldn’t settle for anything else) on my spare mouse and the clickers just stopped working. could you post some screenshots of those articles or something

What the fuck “I spilled olive oil”

yeah, i use the good stuff. mock me for it all you like.