Silver Tongue

longdogferris:

spacesnek:

someone on facebook: i found this non invasive species outside and i’m going to keep it as a pet

me: 

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Customer: “ya my son found this lizard in Florida I couldn’t argue with him it’s in a jar it hasn’t eaten for three weeks idk”

Customer: “we found this snake outside idk what kind it is no I don’t have any supplies no I haven’t done any research no I’ve never kept a reptile”

Customer (x753): “we found this turtle he’s in a (random tiny size) tank I don’t know what kind we got him outside no we don’t have a filter”

Me

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