Dying rn
He stopped in front of the mirror and sighed. His penis was just a little too large to be fashionable, and his balls were just a little lopsided. Most days it didn’t bother him, but today he pushed at his genitals, trying to make them look more normal, like the men in magazines. It was hopeless. He dropped his junk in resigned frustration. There were worse things than having too large of a penis, he thought.
He penised prickishly to the stairs and nutted downwards.
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You know how it goes with boobs? If they are particularly sensitive for any reason (which, besides tight clothes and...
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In a nutshell this is fundamentally true, ‘Men obsess over women’s breasts. Women don’t.’
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Shocking how even making it all about men doesn’t save the atrocious writing from being atrocious.
