The signs as The Onion Headlines

wrenrouge:

Aries:

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Taurus:

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Gemini:

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Cancer:

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Leo:

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Virgo:

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Libra:

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Scorpio:

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Sagittarius: 

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Capricorn:

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Aquarius:

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Pisces:

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