textsfromthefahc:

Jack: Ryan.
Jack: Ryan, Gavin tells me you don’t know buttfor.
Jack: Please tell me he’s joking.

Jeremy: Was Ryan just never a child?

Geoff: I’m convinced he was born fully formed, leather jacket and all.

Ray: Born? Created more like
Ray: Frankenstein’s Haywood

Ryan: What are you talking about?

Jack: Buttfor. You know what buttfor is, right.

Jeremy: Oh he’s serious. Holy shit.

Ryan: Why do you keep saying that?

Jack: Holy- I can’t- ARE YOU SERIOUS?

Jeremy: I can’t believe it.

Ryan: WHAT IS HAPPENING?

Jack: It’s not that complicated, Ryan. We understand. Just admit you don’t know and ask for an explanation.

Ryan: Okay, I will!
Ryan: I don’t understand and would like to have it explained.

Jack: Oh my God.

Ryan: WHAT IS IT?

Jeremy: FOR POOPING WITH
Jeremy: So how do we tell Ryan he was deprived of a childhood.

Jack: Jeremy nooooooo. He didn’t ask right! D:

Jeremy: Jack someone had to put him out of his misery.

Jack: Fine. Spoilsport.
Jack: And Ryan didn’t have a childhood. He just showed up to college one day.

Ryan: For pooping with…?
Ryan: Oh. I just typed out the full question.
Ryan: That’s fucking stupid.

Geoff: …You’re all on the FBI’s Most Wanted list.

Jeremy: Best crew you could ever ask for, bossman~