Who wants to hear my new conspiracy theory about lawyers
- Can’t legally lie, but they trade in half-truths and misleading language
- Obsessed with contracts
- Required to follow the letter (but not the spirit) of the law
- Really good at exploiting loopholes
- Range from semi-helpful to openly malevolent
Conclusion?? Faeries
Well I mean the places where we do our main business are even called “courts” so it’s not like we’re trying that hard to hide it.
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