Silver Tongue

xekstrin:

noirandpumpkinspice:

oh-mother-of-darkness:

oh-mother-of-darkness:

Who wants to hear my new conspiracy theory about lawyers

  1. Can’t legally lie, but they trade in half-truths and misleading language
  2. Obsessed with contracts
  3. Required to follow the letter (but not the spirit) of the law
  4. Really good at exploiting loopholes
  5. Range from semi-helpful to openly malevolent

Conclusion?? Faeries

Well I mean the places where we do our main business are even called “courts” so it’s not like we’re trying that hard to hide it.

#the strongest of us are able to cast enough of a glamour to be appointed or elected judges over human lives

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