fuck it i’m only drawing porn in the style of episodes: choose your story. i’m sorry everyone that’s just how it’s gotta be
*karkat and dave waking up to jake in the same bed as them looking horrified*
jake: “Top o’ the mornin lad”
option 1: WHAT THE MOTHERFUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE!?
option 2: THAT WAS A FUN NIGHT!