my wife: actively pushing out our baby
me: holding my phone with cafeastrology[dot]com open in the browser and staring at the clock, ready to calculate its birth chart any minute now
my wife struggles to keep the baby in for just five more minutes at 11:55pm on april 20th just so we can avoid having to raise an aries
are you telling me you’d rob your child of being born on 4/20 because of astrology
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