Silver Tongue

gayprincesspeach:

quasi-normalcy:

Some praised the move as a step in the right direction, but urged society to go even further and issue a formal apology to jocks.

“For years, the narrative has been that nerds are smart and misunderstood, while jocks are dumb bullies.” said gym teacher Don Seers, “But just this past month, athletes have risked their jobs to protest racial discrimination, while nerds protest what? Some McDonald’s sauce, from that stupid Rick and Morty cartoon they won’t shut up about. God, I wanna wedgie those guys!”

“For some reason I thought being awkward and ‘bad at talking to girls’ was somehow endearing. But being a weird asshole that women don’t trust isn’t ‘quirky’, it just makes you a creep.” said bricklayer Ben Goodworth. “I thought they were supposed to be good at science, but is that even true anymore? Seems like they put all their energy into anger toward a female Dr. Who.”

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