old person i need you to go to this place

me ok just give me the name of the place or the address and i can find it no problem

old person you go down the road for exactly 9 intersections and turn left

me the address

old person you're gonna go down that road for about the length of six football fields until you come to a grey building, turn there

me the address

old person that'll take you into the woods, you're gonna want to take a turn at every elm tree you see-- i trust you know how to identify elms

me address

old person by then you will have reached the gnome encampment, their chief will give you a lantern that will help you on your quest, but only after you help him find his magic beans,