Bits of the fandom right now: Lopez is a missing fragment of Church
Me, who had this same theory two and a half years ago before abandoning it: Lopez is Sarge’s creation because the man is a mad fucking genius who figured out how to make a smart ai from scratch and he’s never been touched by the Director’s awful awful hands, his dad might not be the best dad but at least he loves him in his own weird Sargey way
i mean, the director is a blue so it makes sense he would refuse the help of reds and refuse to do it in a way that had already been proven to work. The directer is basically america.