My poor French teacher today was talking about the word “cell phone” and how in German the word for cell phone translates to handy….. which led to
Professor: Isn’t that so cute!? The word handy is just adorable. Like why don’t we say that in English.
One brave Student: …..because it’s slang for a handjob
Professor: *visibly looses five years off his life* why are you Americans like this.
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