baby hazel is honestly the most surrealist thing that has ever happened to rev like

she’s a character that was made for the sole purpose of gaining money. depending on which game you play, her voice switches from baby talk to a robotic sugary-filled voice to a quasiexpressive, still sugary-filled voice. she’s 2~3 years old and knows how to fly a spaceship. she’s chill with people dying and laughs at other people’s mistakes. she isn’t afraid to interact with lovecraftian monstrosities and spourts hearts from her mouth when her demands have been filled. and it’s also heavily implied in rev’s streams that she’s into satanic cults.