taliasturm:

taliasturm:

taliasturm:

Rand Paul being severely beaten by a former co-worker and longtime neighbor for disregarding neighborhood association rules about his lawn is absolutely the funniest fucking thing this whole year.

After a life spent being a heinous asshole what gets Randy’s ass beat is years of blowing his leaves onto his neighbors yard

imagine what kind of an insufferable prick you have to be for another rich retired doctor to drag you off your riding mower one morning and start stomping you out on your own lawn in broad daylight in front of the whole neighborhood

Imagine how grating you’d have to be, how needling and annoying and sniveling your presence would have to be, for a well-to-do doctor to finally say enough is enough and storm out of his breakfast nook to physically assault an elderly United States Senator

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