A butterfly. What does that get me?

I have all the powers of a super cute infant…

Fate has blessed me with the infinite power of my cat in a banana costume

I have all the powers of she-hulk, medusa, dazzler, singularity, captain marvel and Sister Grimm. Fear me.

I have the powers of all the Crystal Gems plus Jasper and Centipeetle and Lion

I have whatever powers the matsuno brothers have

Space and planets with the sun

I have the strength of a few cats

Gamzee and tavros

Articuno!

STRIKE LASER CLAAAAAAW

Moltres’ moves

Sheikah slate powers! 

Ghost Tricks.

Touko Fukawa. Does that mean… heck yeah

THE POWER OF ZAPDOS

H E C K Y E A H

…………………..My fat lazy adorable dog in an ugly Christmas sweater?

The entire cast of Critical Role

Horde. I AM ALL OF THE HORDE. I AM LIVING HORDE SCUM.

Varian Wrynn

A lamia berserker.

I become a badass badger wrestler.

I’m Kirby. KIRBY!

D E T E R M I N A T I O N

I’M A TREE DEMON

TEAM INSTINCT IS A GO

*Looks at “My Little Exalted” *

That is too much power.

…

Well I am a super awesome Naruto-style ninja then! Fantastic!

I have… the powers of my wife wearing cat ears. Great indeed.

immortality, magic, physical superstrength…….lit

I think “secret pornography”. Is that a superpower? That or phoenix powers.

Literally a god. Power varies, but sick burns are definitely at my disposal.