banishedquasiroyal:

2 b fair calliope (the cherub) probably does do a lot of weird shit when she thinks roxy is sleeping so i’m going to make a Sick Hot List

Weird Shit Calliope Does When She Thinks Her Wife, Roxy Lalonde, Is Asleep

1) eats raw meat naked in the bathtub

2) watches reruns of the carapacian edition of Desperate Housewives

3) orders shit online, forgets about it, and then has it arrive with cute little notes written by an extremely sleep deprived version of her past self

4) licks her eyes

5) gently places her freaky but beautiful reptilian hand on roxy’s face and strokes her hair

6) does the dishes

—and More, probably

she probably polishes her head while roxy sleeps