azumariko

he was on TATOOINE you fucking loser

thebaconsandwichofregret

Obi-Wan can find an invisible planet hidden by a devious Sith Lord, Anakin can’t find his ex-best friend on his own home planet while the guy is still using his own damn name.

I know we give Obi-wan a lot of shit for leaving Luke with his real surname but Anakin really is that stupid

notanotherreyloblog

the perfect hiding place: the sandiest fucking planet that anakin would never set foot on again

soloontherocks

I’d like to remind everyone again that it’s literally canon that Vader can’t step foot on Tatooine because the desert gets into his creaky old man robot joints and makes his suit break down

aka the sand is coarse, rough, irritating, and gets everywhere

ghostymcspooky

i  d o n t  l i k e  s a n d

silver-tongues-blog

that combined with obi wan staying in the settlement where anikin slayed the tuskan raiders who took his mother creating a strong presence of dark energy keeping him hidden.