rolodextra:

ardentiluxtenebris:

writing-prompt-s:

In the near future, you are making dinner because you are about to meet your girlfriend’s dad for the first time. All you have in the kitchen is cooked frozen steaks. In walks your girlfriend and her dad, Gordon Ramsey.

This isn’t a prompt, this a fully finished horror story

the horror story is about how my girlfriend needs to leave immediately because i’m going to fuck her dad

heres how it plays out. he calmly gives good critiques and you follow it because you want to make good food for your girlfriend and her family. he helps you with your cooking and when you follow his advice it turns out the best food youve ever made. theres no yelling because youre not arguing with him or trying to tell him that hes wrong in a field hes a professional in.

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