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oh-mother-of-darkness:

Who wants to hear my new conspiracy theory about lawyers

  1. Can’t legally lie, but they trade in half-truths and misleading language
  2. Obsessed with contracts
  3. Required to follow the letter (but not the spirit) of the law
  4. Really good at exploiting loopholes
  5. Range from semi-helpful to openly malevolent

Conclusion?? Faeries

consider alternately, lawyers:

  • skilled at exploiting loopholes
  • habitually do not give definitive answers (”innocent until proved guilty”)
  • but also seek, demand, material proof of all suppositions
  • well-practiced researchers and judges of character
  • often very helpful; indeed, a legal right
  • yet just as oft maligned in jokes and stories for the masses

conclusion? ancient order dedicated to defending humanity from the Fair Folk, who in turn seek to undermine their popular support

Obviously the truth is both. Half the lawyers are fae, and the other half are anti-fae.

EVERY COURT CASE IS THE CONTINUATION OF AN ANCIENT BATTLE BETWEEN FAE AND ANCIENT ANTI FAE BROTHERHOOD SPREAD THE WORD

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