fucking christ I am sobbing
“If the men find out we can shapeshift, they’re going to tell the church!“
i didnt learn anything about contouring but that’s okay
I have tears in my eyes sweet Jesus I can’t… breathe oh my god
“ ‘makeup is for women who want a husband’ well contouring is for women who want to leach the life out of a lover and collect the inheritance from their ex husband who disappeared under mysterious circumstances”